"Talk Louder or Just Text Me" Vintage T-Shirt
I am not ignoring you. I just cannot hear you.
Tired of saying "Huh?" or "What?" a hundred times a day? Save your breath. This shirt gives clear instructions so you do not have to. It is the polite(ish) way to tell the world: If you are going to mumble, do not bother. Either speak up like you mean it, or send it to my phone so I can read it with my glasses later. Perfect for the man who has mastered the art of "Selective Hearing."
Printed & Shipped from USA: Bold, high-contrast printing that is easy to read from a distance.
Premium Soft Cotton: 100% pre-shrunk cotton that feels comfortable all day long.
Relaxed Classic Fit: A roomy cut that does not restrict movement (or breathing). Available in sizes up to 5XL.
Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem to withstand daily wear.
Tag-Free Label: No scratching on the back of your neck.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the ideal gift for the grandpa who refuses to get a hearing aid, the dad who prefers texting because phone calls take too long, or anyone who appreciates peace, quiet, and clear communication. It saves everyone time and frustration.
Speak up. Or shut up. I am good either way.
I am not ignoring you. I just cannot hear you.
Tired of saying "Huh?" or "What?" a hundred times a day? Save your breath. This shirt gives clear instructions so you do not have to. It is the polite(ish) way to tell the world: If you are going to mumble, do not bother. Either speak up like you mean it, or send it to my phone so I can read it with my glasses later. Perfect for the man who has mastered the art of "Selective Hearing."
Printed & Shipped from USA: Bold, high-contrast printing that is easy to read from a distance.
Premium Soft Cotton: 100% pre-shrunk cotton that feels comfortable all day long.
Relaxed Classic Fit: A roomy cut that does not restrict movement (or breathing). Available in sizes up to 5XL.
Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem to withstand daily wear.
Tag-Free Label: No scratching on the back of your neck.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the ideal gift for the grandpa who refuses to get a hearing aid, the dad who prefers texting because phone calls take too long, or anyone who appreciates peace, quiet, and clear communication. It saves everyone time and frustration.
Speak up. Or shut up. I am good either way.
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I am not ignoring you. I just cannot hear you.
Tired of saying "Huh?" or "What?" a hundred times a day? Save your breath. This shirt gives clear instructions so you do not have to. It is the polite(ish) way to tell the world: If you are going to mumble, do not bother. Either speak up like you mean it, or send it to my phone so I can read it with my glasses later. Perfect for the man who has mastered the art of "Selective Hearing."
Printed & Shipped from USA: Bold, high-contrast printing that is easy to read from a distance.
Premium Soft Cotton: 100% pre-shrunk cotton that feels comfortable all day long.
Relaxed Classic Fit: A roomy cut that does not restrict movement (or breathing). Available in sizes up to 5XL.
Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem to withstand daily wear.
Tag-Free Label: No scratching on the back of your neck.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the ideal gift for the grandpa who refuses to get a hearing aid, the dad who prefers texting because phone calls take too long, or anyone who appreciates peace, quiet, and clear communication. It saves everyone time and frustration.
Speak up. Or shut up. I am good either way.
